elk dick


description of a small circ-msized d-ck of a h-m-s-xaul man that cant come to terms wit it so he has s-x wit bearly leagals so he feels better about himself to look at it looks like a lumberjack wit a red cap in the forrest
here you breen why u wit that 17teen yr old did she notice ur elk d-ck…..

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