Elkins
the devil. one who likes to reside in the bowels of h-ll, as that is her dominion, coming to the earth’s surface only to be trendy and talk during cl-ss.
hide your children and delegates, the elkins is coming!
the word “elkins” refers to a firm open hand b-tch slap. there is only one set of brothers in this world that can pull off this technique. you have to go through horrific training…
caleb, come here i need to talk to you. why are you talking sh-t p-ssy?
mathew perkins: i’m not? (scared sh-t less.. sh-tting his pants.)
caleb: that’s not what i heard.
mathew perkins: walks over there to talk and next thing he knows he had just been a victim be getting elkins.
a quote from caleb- don’t let him tell you he got in a car accident…
a term used for the scene boy or typical scenester in high school. an elkins is characterized by painted-on jeans and sh-ggy hair, as well as by the cloud of freshman following him/her. they are likely to be a part of the skater scene and preach about being straightedge.
freshman girl 1: “is that elkins? let’s go talk to him!”
freshman girl 2: “no! i hate him!”
freshman girl 3: “omg! elkins’ hair looks better than mine!”
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