ellars
a male so fat it looks like he has grown br–sts.
jesus, mike’s grown some ellars since high school. has he been injecting lard into his bloodstream?
a gay boy who hates america even though he is one and is an indie film actor
person1:look at that boy
person2:what a ellar!!!!
a fat guy looking like a teddy bear who doubles as a garbage disposil. found cuddly but not attractive, found in bed on a computer or watching tv. floats when he swims.
(someone) dude you float like an turkey sing like a, like a marshmallow.
(ellars) face man face!
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