Ellenville Alarm Clock
when an individual looses consciousness after a long night of drinking alcoholic beverages and his friend uses flatulence in the general vicinity of the facial region to wake said individual up from his alcohol induced slumber.
nick drank too much lvivske with jamie and melania at the cym bar last night, so adrian had to give him an ellenville alarm clock to wake him up.
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