Ellinwood


small town in kansas known for the biggest beer fest in kansas where its ok for minors to get drunk and smoke large amounts of weed. fantastic weekend destination for the partying type but not one of the cl-ssier towns to live in.
hey dude where can i get some cheap weed?
ellinwood dude!

dude i wanna get drunk for 5 days straight this summer and not have to worry about getting in trouble…
let’s go down to after harvest festivle

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