Elliot Spitzer


1) the money shot of self-ruination.
2) a mixture of stroked guvner’s juice and chilled soda.
1) jeffrey brought his coworker ashley home during their lunch hour, but finished with an elliot spitzer and a nap. his wife sally came home and gave him only enough time to grab his shaving kit and box of p-rn.

2) seacrest tallied up the votes, and declared elliot spitzer delicious!
former attorney general of new york state known for being tough on criminal activities on wall-street, prost-tution rings and other corrupt activities. elected as governor of new york in 2006 by a wide margin. unfortunetely got involved in solicitation of prost-tution and resigned as governor after serving only 16 months of his term. seen as a huge hypocrite by many.
see hypocrite: people included: jimmy swaggart, rush limbaugh, peta, mark foley, bill bennett, michael moore, ralph nader,elliot spitzer.
if proven to be guilty, elliot spitzer will be brought down by the very system he helped create. spitzer thought of himself as a crusader for the people.

spitzer was accused of having relations with a high dollar call girl ashley dupre while holding the governors office of the state of new york.

spitzers time in politics was spent primarily in fixing the morale issues americans faced such as the mortgage industry, wall st and (ironically) prost-tution.

little is known about the alleged s-xual relationship between dupre and spitzer but i know i sure cant wait.
see also: sc-m bag, hypocrite, worlds biggest -sshole, b-tch, f-ck up, john, d-ck head, inmate, gonna get raped in prison, please use lube…. lol elliot spitzer

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