ellsworth


n. a measure of time valued at the length it takes to smoke a blunt
i can really only tolerate him for an ellsworth.

wanna roll by my crib? you can stop in for an ellsworth.
a. term used to describe the unimportance of a test or quiz, mostly because of its lack of knowledge you gain after taking it.
b. term used to describe a humorous act or gesture, also used to replace the word “joke”.
teacher: attention cl-ss! you are now going to have a quiz on arthur miller’s, death of a salesman.

-following the quiz-

student: that quiz he gave us won’t even help us! his methods of teaching is an ellsworth!
a piece of cr-p town in mid-west wisconsin. often known as the “land of skaters”, you need to watch out, cuz they might just shank ya.
i barely made it out of ellsworth alive.
1. person or persons with abnormally large mullets
2. a mock child molester, offhandedly
1. dude that guy is such an ellsworth!
2. dude he asked me for my mysp-ce and i think hes an ellsworth.
a dirty asian, the term is used in the huntington, ny area.
that ellsworth wanted to suck my w-ng for 16 cents.

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