ellution


a threat to personal health and the environment posed by the amount of wireless information dumped into the atmosphere. the largest offenders are users of wifi and the iphone spewing 0110110110001011’s often making it difficult to breathe.
doug reduced is “ellution” footprint by turning off his laptop and writing a note on paper instead (which ironically was harvested from a south american rain forest).

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