Elmer Alert


similar to an “amber alert” but differs in the fact that it involves a missing or lost person who is elderly and more often than not, succ-mbed to the inevitable grip of senility. they can often times be spotted wandering aimlessly in a public place, seemingly in a drug induced or in some cases, under medicated and confused state usually emitting the faint smell of urine due to incontinence.
someone should really check to see if there is a elmer alert out on that guy who has been sitting in that showroom prius for 6 hours.

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