Elon university
an amazing school in a small town in north carolina. home to amazing parties and even more amazing girls. everyone there drinks… heavily. west end, light house and any of the few sigma pi loacations are usually filled with kids drinking and having a good time. it is very country club like- i am yet to see more than a few fat and or ugly people on campus. greek life is huge and for a good reason. if anyone is considering attending this university i would strongly advise them to go here.
a conversation between two kids at elon university
1: hey i just got out of cl-ss, what are you doing?
2: i am at the bar, come over
1: ok, im on my way
elon university is not so much a small college as it is a 24/7 bar. if you go there, you will drink. heavily. every day.
man it’s monday morning, thank god we go to elon so we can start boozing.
a college in north carolina, comprising mostly of northerners. not bad people overall, a little immature. a preppy place, and on its way up in the world. the girls are better than the guys.
there is a large percentage of h-m-s-xual guys. be in a fraternity.
elon university is a private school located in elon, nc. no prior education needed. if your parents have money then you will get in for sure. they just need to mention something about making a donation. attending elon is a joke and getting good grades is easy with little work necessary. elon parties are exclusive and if you’re not popular and good looking dont bother going to a party because you will not get in. black people are looked down upon and so are the unwealthy. if you are unwealthy you certainly got in based on grades and consider yourself the small group of actually intelligent students .
elon university frat boy- yo bro can’t wait for the party tonight
elon university frat boy 2- yeah bro. lets not let the black people in
probably one of the biggest joke schools in the country. rich white people send their children here so they can tell their friends they are in private school. these children spend four years taking high school level cl-sses and partying to the point of needing a transplant before graduation (or dying, both have occurred).
“oh, you go to elon university? good luck finding a real job.”
“if you don’t value your education and really really liked high school, elon university is definitely for you!”
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