Elon

a fast-growing university in the triangle region of north carolina ranked among the top colleges in the southeast and with a growing reputation nationwide. impressive programs in engaged learning, study abroad, internships, and undergraduate research as well as nationally recognized communications, business, and fine arts programs. colors are maroon and gold, and mascot is the phoenix.
“so how’s college?”
“great, i’m at elon! i’m a double major in communications and economics and i’m going to spain next semester!”
a highly-ranked university with one of the most beautiful campuses in the country. an education from elon is well respected, but the work is not too difficult. you’ll have plenty of time to relax and party here while maintaining good grades. on sunny days, you’ll see plenty of girls laying in the sun and guys playing frisbee. there are a lot more girls than guys, so a good looking guy will definitely get attention here. there’s a lot to do on the weekends at the frats, apartments, and bars. most people party, but if you don’t want to, it’s still a good time. everyone seems to be good looking and in shape. there is some variation in dress style, it’s not overly preppy, but everyone always seems to be put together, whatever that means for them. you can tell that people have money, but it’s generally not flaunted. most students are laid back, happy, smart, and looking to have fun.
guy 1: i want to party and meet hot girls but still say i went to a good college.

guy 2: go to elon university.
elon is full of rich rich kids who think their mommys and daddys can get them out of any mess. and they can. everyone is preppy preppy…lacoste, polo, jcrew, vineyard vines- the only way to go. sevens jeans, citizen of humanity, paper denim- the perfect jeans for the girls. any thing from mynt is appropriate. they also spend the appropriate amount of time at a+tans. every girls tote bag is monogrammed and an herve or vera bradley. the girls sport their greek letters 7 days a week. 110% pin is common on bags, jackets, and shirts. students spend their evenings getting drunk– pregaming in danieley suites or dorm rooms or the occ-ssional fraternity house then heading to the bar. (west end mug nights on wed. and 50cent draft on mondays) weekends are full of parties in sheridan, off campus houses, fraternity houses, etc. many students party 6 nights a week. the other side of the party student is pulling all nighters in club belk, staying there until the sunrises to get all the work done that they procrastinated. and if you go to elon you know that there are no straight paths. the campus is beautiful, best ever, but you can’t get anywhere in a straight line. if you’re lucky enough to visit elon on a pretty sunny warm day, you’ll see tons of girls laying out in bathing suites by lake mary nell, or students throwing a frisbee out on the main lawn (the b–bs) or people having a slip n slide in danieley. elon students definitely know how to party. if you’re smart and choose to go to elon, you should definitely join a sorority or fraternity, but only one of the top ones. and believe me, you’ll know which ones those are.

a tip: get to know the police officers. if you’re nice to them, they’ll be nice to you.
http://www.geocities.com/gotoelonif/

“today we salute you trendy elon girl. in your pointed-toes stilettos, you understand that having blisters and cramped pinky toes is a small price to pay for the approval of your peers. sure, your vera bradley bag and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest -ssured that your daddy bought them for you fair and square. and yes, you may be sn-bby to every guy that appraoches you, but we know that you’re only doing them a favor by helping them understand that they are, in fact, gay. so here’s to you trendy elon girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and falsely-tanned skin there sits a real person in the driver seat of that lexus suv; and that real person… is a pale brunette.”
complete -sshole who thinks he’s the sh-t and goes from girl to girl without even think about it, he also teases girls into liking him and then goes for a different girl and doesn’t even realize what he is doing because he’s a complete douche-bag
i hate elon because he doesn’t even realize how much i love him
elon university is a selective university in the southern united states for rich, sn-bby kids from the north. elon university is only for the rich kids of ceo’s and company presidents. almost everyone is from old money. elon is one of the preppiest schools in the country. elon students sport ralph lauren, lacoste, burberry, prada and other expensive brands that only the privileged can afford. the girls are beautiful and dress up for their 8am cl-sses. even the slobs of the university would never be caught wearing pajamas to cl-ss. elon’s campus is like a country club. you will get to know almost everyone and will see them every day. elon students thrive on gossip about money and who’s dad bought them a new italian villa. most students have two or three homes, often in different countries. during the weekend students will be blackout drunk the entire time. sandy’s bar is where students go clubbing near campus. bmws, mercedes and sports cars line the parking lot. sometimes students forget which land rover is theirs.
“i go to elon university. i am rich. i am better than you. i’ve got the money, the connections, the girls and the alcohol. f-ck the rest of you. you’ll be working for me one day”
a university in north carolina that is home to hot girls, crazy parties and mostly good people. you will drink all the time here. and you will also p-ss all your cl-sses as they are as easy as taking kindergarden at 30.

most of the chicks already have boyfriends or are not interested in your punk -ss.
there are an extremely high number of gays at elon. just when you thought you knew, your bottom hurts the next morning.
the fraternities and sororities are the sh-t, but then again, what isn’t at elon?
beware: it is (or will) become full of preppy, rich northerners who pay full tuition and then argue they can’t put gas in there mercedes.
everyone has a mac, gels there hair and has no idea about burlington, the town full of poor folk next door.
smith jackson is a legend with his s-xual invasion emails
elon football is surprisingly good, even if they are half brain dead when it comes to academics.
there are way to many fountains that cost ungodly sums of money just to advance the country club look and feel of elon.
a car is essential here.
avoid ale at all costs: they will f-ck you.
hey, you going to elon?
h-ll yeah, its easy as h-ll, has easy access to liquor and full of chicks! where are you going to school?
an all boys college
…you queer.
1)a college in north carolina that absurdly refers to itself as a “university.” a country club for elites from maryland, a place where much drinking is done. 2) a small town in central north carolina. 3) a hebrew word meaning “shrub.”
1. elon got madd drunks, yo.
2. i heard elon just got a new cruz thru.
3. the goyim think elon means “oak” but it really means “shrub.”

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