eloposal


the five-second conversation you have with a lover before deciding to elope with them. it’s usually a very intense few moments , possibly while drunk, and sometimes just after meeting someone.
can you believe jasmine eloped with that guy she met at the vending machines? i mean, one minute we were all playing black jack, the next minute she’s off eloping with some hairy stranger…must have been a convincing eloposal.

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