elphbert


the darkeest thing god created on this planet; a walking shadow; a person mistaken for being black but really not; another reference to a black hole
person 1: hey man did y’all see dat solar eclipse yesterday?
person 2: nah that was just elphbert walking by.
a name usually -ssociated with trolls, elves, pixies, creatures -ssociated with middle earth, villians, school boys turned dancers, darkness, night, and dark asians.
people like to make fun of elphbert’s darkness: when the teacher turned off the lights the students yelled, “where’d elphbert go?!”

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