Elven Tree Branch
1.) when receiving oral s-x (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman’s head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.
2.) arrows made by elves used to kill prost-tutes.
1.) i heard legolas treebranched pippin in the last movie.
2.) why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?
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