Elvis country
the part of the country where elvis comes from. these territories are known for neocons, white supremacist capitalist patriarchy, and family values and a lack of a progressive economy where the new jobs created are at walmart, thus making people dependent on religion and alcohol to explain their personal failures. also known as fly over state, red state, or dumbf-ckistan. generally where neckbeards and republicans live, and squirrel hunting is a primary source of dinner for most people who can’t afford to feed their family, but must live within their means. akin to death for people who have lived in more progressive areas.
the feds put sammy in witness protection and sent him to live in elvis country. he used to be the king of new york, now they got him stocking shelves in walmart.
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