Elvis is Dead
asong by peter & the test tube babies, fun uk punk rock band formed around brighton & hove area in 1978 and still touring today.
elvis is dead lyrics
elvis had an heart-attack, ‘cos he got too bleedin’ fat.
he weighed nearly half a ton, he looked more like a pregnant mum.
elvis is dead, elvis is dead.
elvis had a gammy leg, he had a gammy head.
he had a gammy kidney, he’s better-off dead.
in august 1977, elvis met his fate.
but he couldn’t get into heaven, ‘cos he couldn’t get thru the gate.
elvis is dead thank f-ck!
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