Elvish Piper
when your lover gives you a blow-job while shoving keebler elf cookies into your -n-s, then he-she/ licks the cookie-mush from your b-tt hole.
tina gave evan the best elvish piper he had ever had, then vomited on his chest giving him a cosby sweater.
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