Em R Lang


a little creature that dwells in small towns and is evil at all hours of the day. em r lang’s buy evil capes at wal-mart. if you ever meet an em r land, be careful of the pinky, for it is the evilest of all the fingers.
youngin 1: “look at that girl over there, she looks nice!”

youngin 2: “whoa! be careful! that’s an em r lang!!! they are the beastly-est and evilest of all the land dwellers and sea dwellers!”

youngin 1: “eek!”

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