Email Dicknob


1. a person that consistently responds to email in the most arrogant and / or demeaning way possible in as few words as possible, but when in face to face interactions are kind and considerate.

2. a person that sends an email response equivalent to one word for every sentence received.
example #1. i was surprised by what a nice guy john doe was, because he is such an “email d-ckn-b”.

example #2. original email message:
john doe, it was great to meet with you today. i enjoyed the opportunity to discuss our potential for partnering together in this exciting joint venture. i know that we have the right plan in place, and look forward to our long term success.

john doe response

– me too

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