email

once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of har-ssing internet users with spam, credit card/insurance offers, p-rn links, and “increase your p-n-s size by 5 inches” advertizements.
despite using a junk email filtering program, it is still a ch-r- to delete 30+ messages a day.
proof that a million monkeys typing randomly at keyboards would not produce a shakespeare play
a fast and easy way to notify you that your p-n-s is too small
man, i’m glad that email came, or i wouldn’t have gotten that date!
a system of world-wide electronic communication in which a computer user can compose a message at one terminal that is generated at the recipient’s terminal when he logs in
“would you e-mail me a copy of that spreadsheet you made up the other day?”
“how about i email my d-ck to your mouth instead?”
email is another way of communicating in the internet. it stands for electronic mail, and that’s correct, it’s like mail, but in the computer! sometimes you get spam, in forums you get updates from them. you can write messages to each other in email.

email is kinda like forums, except there is n-body to use the ban hammer on you or your friend, but you have to wait and there’s n-body stopping you from posting p-rn, sending viruses, and posting spam.
email is usually the best way of contacting somebody, since you do not pay to send an email or get an email, except for electricity bills.
a common tool used by nigerians to acquire the bank account numbers of gullible americans and europeans.
the crown prince of nigeria wants to pay me millions of dollars to help free his people. he even sent me an email about it so it must be true!
a virtual letter that could be used as a virus.
always scan your e-mails for viruses.