emailitudeishness
‘e-“mal-“tyüd-ish-‘nes
function: adjective
etymology: electronic apt-tude
1: proficiency in the creation and/or editing of cleverly written witty emails. 2: ability to communicate profound ideas concisely and with clarity without the constraints of appliation-based spell checking and outside the bounds of proper grammar.
“andy’s apparent lack of emailitudeishness was the reason he could not pick up on the gist of the correspondance.”
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