Emancipants
e·man·ci·pants ih-man-suh-pants
adjective
1.
not constrained or restricted by pants.
2.
freed, as from wearing pants or society’s belief that clothes are necessary.
slave: “sir, you are not wearing any pants…”
julius caeser: “no, slave, i have freed myself from the tyrannous restrictions of my pants”
slave: “you have emanc-p-ted yourself from your pants sir?”
julius caeser: “yes. emanc-p-nts. now go do the washing up”
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