EMAO


an abbreviation used relatively commonly in online gaming circles, meaning: eat my -ss out.
whenever i play world of warcraft, people always /yell “emao, b-tch!”
emao = eat my -rs-hole out.

steven you dirty vermin!! emao then eat my sh-t!

that guy just asked me if i wanted him to emao!
emao with a fish slice
emao with a fork
emao with a tongue

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