emap


collective noun, used to describe a group of w-nkers, media -rs-holes, c-nts who work in advertising, or similar parasitic f-ckwads who are too stupid to work in the city but want to dress like 80s c-ckends and drink overpriced champagne while braying loudly to their equally ignorant colleagues and trophy girlfriends, all of which treat them like s-x tourists i.e they’re there to be fleeced.
“there was an emap of kn-bheads in the pub last night; i had to leave before the c-nt barking on about strategy got a pint gl-ss in the jugular.”

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