embalmed
to be inebriated to the point where you are already dead and your corpse has been treated with preservatives in order to prevent decay.
darius: dude, you drank so many irish car bombs last night you really made me nervous. you were completely embalmed.
geraldine: lol, that mortician f-ckin’ freaked when i rose up off the table. let’s get some snow cones!
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- Mmotard
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