Embarrass, MN
in february 1996, embarr-ss, mn recorded the coldest temperture in the continental states at -64 degrees fahrenheit (-53.3 c). this recording was verified for accuracy by taylor environmental instruments.
embarr-ss minnesota is bl–dy cold.
get ready for frost bite during the winters in embarr-ss, mn.
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