Emelito
a demi-god with crimson and silver wings. capable of burning half the world in crimson rage while shielding the other in silver providence.
originates from “emmanuel.”
is often humored by korean television dramas.
emelito: …
(sound of flames)
emelito: …
a fly motherf-cker, usually has orgies in his backyard. he is faster than speeding bullets and can leap tall buildings in a single gyration.
has a odd weakness to nonexistent elements that sound like the existing element “krypton”, and rubber d-cks.
when exposed to his weaknesses, emelito is weakened by a factor of 2 billion, and becomes a raging h-m-s-xual.
henchman: “look, up in the sky! its a bird! no,it emelito!”
villain: “quick, get me my rubber d-ck!”
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