Emergency Banter
the use of poor comebacks during an argument.
person 1: “you’re stupid”
person 2: “so is your mum!”
person 1: “emergency banter!!”
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- patmanna
when you enjoy taking off hott pink panties and throwing them on the bedroom floor. girl: why are you patmannaing my hott pink panties?
- Peel off bitch
symbolic meaning in which the orange stands for the world. and when you tell someone to peel off, it means they can die or walk off earth. maddie: i hate you, you f-cking sk-nk. jessica: peel off b-tch.
- story dropper
similar to a story topper, they will make a story they are telling much worse, or more tragic than the one you’re telling. (first story teller): man, i got socks for my birthday. (story dropper): really? i didn’t get jack sh-t for my birthday, because my family hates me.
- Story Drool
stories created when a writer doesn’t have any good ideas, but wants to write a story anyways. usually the writer hopes, that even if it doesn’t make sense to him/her, there will be readers who will find ways of -n-lyzing and making it make sense in their lives. noun reader one: can you believe the […]