emergency contraceptive


1.
extra condoms (often kept in a backpack, briefcase, or vehicle trunk)

2.
a left hand and truecrypt p-rn volume can quickly relieve blue b-lls with zero potential conception, but high potential for s-xual escalation.

3.
technology with the potential to prevent conception (sperm penetrating ovum, the engendering of pregnancy), includes: condoms, spermicide, careful -n-l s-x, masturbation. any technology willfully killing the zygote is infanticide and in no way whatsoever contraceptive.

4.
one cannot un-ring the bell: don’t tap the bell.
should mike’s flavor of the week be set to fornicate but have no condom between them he could grab his strip of emergency contraceptives from the d-ck vapor protected gym bag in his car before becoming a violently -rg-sming obsessed d-ck once hard animal mindlessly f-cking through the strip in one afternoon.

because all the high school freshman practiced at the same time, the girls on the court adjacent to the guys, the girls could see how well hung shawn was his long thick d-ck flopping as he ran without compression shorts. with ample daily offers for good head and more after practice-, on study dates-, and amid the parties amplifying rife l-st he used masturbation as contraception, the only 100% efficatious emergency contraceptive, lest girls hungering for big c-ck succeed tempting him to let them ride his c-ck.

though dravin longed to f-ck to b-lls empty during awesomely stimulating girlfriend -n-l s-x (contraceptive if p-ssy above the -n-l j-zz leakage path) he needed more snug fitting condoms having f-cked through all emergency contraceptives but the magnums which were far too lose. thankfully he had stroke 29 for weeks of solo f-ck replay. high school’s zero refractory masturbating always daily multiples now inaccessible he yearned to be able to achieve a dozen weekly -rg-sms. it is his richly visual fantasizing masturbatory f-ck replay that escalates his craving her -ss above all else, limiting instant gratification.
a pill for when you mess up & have s-x without a condom and the guy c-ms in your p-ssy. it’s really an early abortion. it kills any sperm & therefore aborts an chances of becoming pregnant.
dang, lisa, i was so drunk and meesed up last night i had s-x with mitch. i need to go get an emergency contraceptive from the clinic.

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