Emergency Coons
emergency c–ns are c–ns that are always there at hand to be used in an emergency situation such as if a person isnt present when they need to be.
usually stored in a box, cupboard or closet.
this way theres always a c–n at hand when needed.
matt: johns not here! wtf are we going to do!
sam: i know! lets crack out the emergency c–ns!
matt: great idea! they’ll do any job!
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