Emergency Ketchup
the small and very handy heinz dip n’ squeeze packets of ketchup from chick-fil-a. could save your life one day. the term was first coined in georgia by high school students, now used primarily in the southeast.
garrett: hey josh, thanks for coming out on this trip into the desert on a low tank of gas with me.
josh: no problem.
-car runs out of gas-
garrett: oh g-d! what do we do?!
josh: don’t worry, i brought emergency ketchup!
garrett:fight to the death douchebag!!
-they proceed to fight and josh emerges victorious and survives thanks to his emergency ketchup-
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