emergency stop


when a man is standing taking a whiz, and has to clamp down and stop peeing because he feels a t-rd about to slip out. women don’t have to worry about this.
ted’s 4-burrito lunch kept trying to escape, forcing him to perform an emergency stop several times while attempting to use the urinal.

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