Emergency throne call
when your sitting around and your stomach does an unexpected turn for the worse like you just ate 10 fiery burritos the night before.
this chick was giving me the best bl-wj-b ever unfortunately i had to stop and make an emergency throne call. i got finished wiping and got right back to it tho.
she’s a dirty girl
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