emergency weed


a sac or baggy of weed you keep or hide in case you run out of your primary weed.
ahh i cant get a hold of any weed from anyone… i guess i’ll use my emergency weed.

my friend is having a really bad week and i wish he could just have a toke and relax… oh yeah i have emergency weed!

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