Emergishit


when your bowels suddenly hurt and you’re brain says to you “you have 5 minutes to make it to the bathroom or you will sh-t your pants”
oh my goodness pull over i have to take an emergish-t or i’m going to sh-t my pants

al ran to the bathroom because he had to take an emigish-t

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