Emerson’s Hair


the 8th wonder of the world is atop of emerson’s head. each strand is perfectly placed with precision. asian tourists by the bus loads take trips to emerson’s hair to photograph the beauty and wonder which is perched so high above.
“dude, i just got c-ck blocked by emerson’s hair”

“emerson’s hair is going to be here?! tonight!? now this is going to be a party!”

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