EMILF
(n) – a pregnant woman who you would like to have s-x with. derived from milf, except the “e” stands for “expectant.”
that chick is such a emilf!
evil milf. first coined by firstplay (uk psn show).
if bayonetta had children, she’d be an emilf
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