Emillee
a girl who s my wife. she is a babe. and the bestfriend anyone could have. you can totally trust an emillee with your life. she can be a little clueless at times, most of the time, but she always has your back(: she’s hilarious.
teacher: emillee! 2 + 2=?
emillee: what cl-ss is this?
teacher: it’s math!
emillee: oh, doyoyoyoy.(:
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