emily and edward would be the best couple in the world they would always stand up for each other and make love all the time they would always be together and no matter what always love each other if you are an emily you should find an edward.
with emily and edward there would always be love in the world.
getting f-cked up and falling on the floor which caused bruising on their face (but really getting punched in the face). friend: “how’d you get that black eye?” me: “oh man i went out to get one drink but i accidentally got ashleigh’d”
- poogle muscles
the rectal equivalent of the female kegel muscles. every time he would dig the tattoo gun needle into the flesh at the top of the back of my thigh, the poogle muscles of my b-tthole would clench up and it looked like i was twerking.
- girl almighty
a legendary bop by the one and only one direction “lets have another toast for the girl almighty!”
- josie mcdonald
self centered wh-r- who thinks that the world revolves around her. can’t stop talking about her and her latest catch(boyfriend) she always talks about the sh-t they do in the bedroom. is on birth control. needs a taste of reality. just a self centered, over confident little wh-r-. girl1: ugh, she’s such a josie mcdonald. […]
- goin on a board bender
this practice is done by acc-mulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of “hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?” “george, […]