Emily bair


is the awsemest, most fun loving girl you could ever meet! she’s sweet to people she likes but cold to people she doesn’t like. guys love her. all sorts of them. jockies, wise guys, and even bad boys. and she won’t settle for anyone! if you mess with her bad things will happen. so don’t do it. and if you ever meet emily bair stay with her and she will stay with you.
guy one: don’t ever mess with emily bair!

guy two: why?

guy one: she will mess you up”

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