Emmett Meyers
a very s-xy southern californian who has crystal blue eyes, a great body, and a hot car.
emmett meyers, please ask me to formal.
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when a guy has a male flatmate who offers to cook him a mango curry in return for felatio or other s-xual acts. different ingredients are code words for specific acts. iain, don’t make plans for tonight, i’m making mango curry.
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- Norweigan Pillow Fight
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