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  • Emotional Bone

    something aaron develops when accused of being a hufflepuff rather than a gryffindor. aaron: well, everyone knows i’m obviously a gryffindor, and you… ::thinks:: the domo: pfft, yeah, whatever, you’re totally a hufflepuff. aaron: ::cries and storms off to the bathroom:: allen: aaron has an emotional bone. randy: …and he needs to go to the […]

  • eddisfaction

    like eddisfriction but without the follow thru, something that edd approves the use of due to excessive testing and questioning, and therefore is safe and exceptable for the use of others. a responce of being punished or disiplined for using something without eddifaction is common. well… too be honest.. if ur not looking for a […]

  • empirical

    information which has an existence that can be proven true through experimentation, observation, and data collection. your five senses gather empirical information. of, or relatining to evidence accepted by empiricism. the fallacy of believing that nothing exists except what is proven by scientific evidence, of which there is no scientific evidence to prove; an arbitrary […]

  • egocasting

    the act of intentionally constructing and promoting an idealized self in a very public way, and often obnoxiously. it’s critical to note that the projected self is not always received as idealized, but more often as immature, angsty, self-involved and attention-seeking. judd: did you see the new cast of the real world? pam: i did. […]

  • e-knucks

    knucks, or a common fist pound plus hand explosion, sent through the internet via e-mail. effective when the target of the knucks is out of physical range or even air knucks range. (electronic knucks) dude 1: hey dude, wanna get naked and dance to disco tonight? dude 2: what the f-ck? dude 1: sorry dude, […]


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