emo grass
gr-ss thats cuts itself
me: i wish i had emo gr-ss
dude: why?
me: cuz it cuts itself
3 more definitions
gr-ss that literally cuts itself!!!
han: hey paul look your gr-ss cut itself isnt that cool.
paul: yeah its called emo gr-ss its really cool i wake up and my lawns cut perfect.
gr-ss that you don’t have to cut. it cuts itself.
i’m so glad i planted the emogr-ss, cuts itself everytime i play hawthorne heights.
gr-ss that sees the gras on the other side of the fence as greener, so in turn cuts itself witout a lawnmower.
“i wish my gr-ss was “emo gr-ss” so it would cut itself”
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im also “emo” but dont cut myself
just a good laugh, somthing we should all do
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