emo heaven


the black parade is a place where some emos (particularly mcr fans) believe they go when they die. from the song “welcome to the black parade” by mcr. the black parade is emo heaven.
because one day i’ll leave you,
a phantom to lead you in the summer,
to join the black parade.
^emo heaven
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emo heaven is only a teardrop away…or so they say

emo heaven is a paradise to all emo’s.but what is emo heaven you may ask?

emo heaven is home to thousands of pictures of hot emo babes and hunks…(wait there’s emo hunks?).basically its like your dating site for emo’s.not only that but you can find discount coupons or even promotions for free hair dyes for off the wall colors!like snot nose green!how cool is that?not only this but you can find try outs for free makeup such as eyeshadow and lipstick.

what’s your definition of emo heaven?

remember! emo heaven is just a tear drop away!
your example of emo heaven is where theres a large sp-wnage of emo’s walking around…whoops…that’s the definition of emo parasitage….

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