emo know it all


an emo (male/female) that thinks he/she knows everything about being emo. when acctually, every emo is different from the rest.
an emo know it all would say somthing like: emos dont listen to taking back sunday.
anyone with enough sense to completely avoid the emo trend. those who recognize the fact that emo is a false-genre cobbled together from bits of other music subcultures and that its adherenents are fixated on clonish fashion statements and overmoted, contrived negative emotions.
q: why aren’t you emo?
a: as an emo know it all, i understand that emo is dumb, and therefore choose to ignore the trend.

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