emo pants


for boys so in other words girl pants……excepionally tight. a wise emo friends once told me……. “cr-p i dont have my cell phone these freaking girl pants are to tight”!
my friend kailey wears emo pants because he’s cool like that!
a style of jeans usually worn by emo boys. they are skin tight, occasionally distressed, and found in the girls departemnt of most stores. worn with converse all stars, black and white specs, and a black tshirt, they complete the cl-ssic emo look.
emoguy 1: check out my new jeans!
emoguy 2: dude, those are the best emo pants.
emoguy 1: yeah, i saw taking back sunday with ’em on.
emogirlfriend: hey, are those my pants?!
word created to symbolize ones emo/emotional feelings
“i wear my emopants abroad.”
really tight pants emo boys wear to show everyone their lack of a p-n-s. also entertainment for p-ssersby to wonder how early the emo pant – wearer had to get up that morning to put on his emo pants.
wow…how early did he have to get up this morning to be able to get his emo pants on?
emo pants are not girl pants. they are found in the men’s section of any clothing store. emo pants are not as tight as most people think…i’ve seen someone put a pop can in all four pockets of the pants at the same time. =0
emo pants are so hot…that most girls find them s-xy and go after the men wearing them. emo kids get more girls than you would ever believe.
when emo kids wear really baggy trousers that expose far too much of their underpants. more often seen in emo boys – the pants may also be emo orientated e.g bright blue with stars on or similar, they aint your average calvins anyway! therefore emo pants are the type of pants you see on an emo kid who should pull his d-mn trousers up!
“seriously that kid should pull his trousers up, i can see far too much of his emo pants”

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