emo poseur
“i think i’m emo…i mean, i dress like it, my hair looks like it (which i, like, totally didn’t mean it to…) and i like the music.” believe it or not, someone actually said this to me. i don’t pretend to know every detail of the “emo” culture, but i’m at least smart enough to know that listening to dashboard confessional because the new guy “that’s sooo hot cause i saw his picture with his mom on mysp-ce” likes it, chopping off 3/4 of your hair (but leaving the long bangs, of course), going on a steady diet of prozac, and using an exacto knife to carve the word “die” into your leg (no joke, saw it with my own eyes…) does not define “emo”. and after explaining all this to her, i get the response, “no but i really think i am though.”
“i’m really into emo guys right now.”
“that’s new for you. i thought you liked the, uh, ‘gangstas’.”
“that was last week.”
someone posing as a complete idiot that needs to cut or hurt themselves in order to get the attention they so desperatly need. they listen to ’emo’ music and eventually end up killing themselves and others either with knives or their awful music.
that emo poseur kid is a complete idiot.
Read Also:
- emoren
the gut feeling in your stomach you get when your doing something important like getting b-tterflies or a rush of adrenaline i was doing my art exam and i felt like emoren
- escheseology
the study of having studied nothing. it’s going great, i’m taking escheseology and it’s a piece of cake.
- eskimo juan
the s-xayest of all the eskimos. a former faction at a message board called gamefaqs. eskimo juan will be remembered by all the users of the acsb as one of the best and s-xayest posters there.
- eskemo
n. one who is emo and/or listens to emo music, and frequently partic-p-tes in various outdoor winter sports, such as snowboarding. my friend spends all his time skiing and listening to dashboard confessional. he’s such an eskemo. a person that dresses, looks, and acts like an emo person but, however does not cut. they are […]
- laxidazy
when you just cant be f-cked doing anything at all after a big night out and the next day you cant be bothered to talk or do anything,its laxidazy style