Emo Seatbelt
those colourful silicone “cause” bracelets that you wear on your wrist. they interrupt the emo cutting ritual.
emo 1: “dude. i was totally going to cut my wrists today, but my livestrong bracelet got in the way.”
emo 2: “dude! it’s because you were wearing your emo seatbelt!”
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