Emo Wedgie


the act of sneaking up on on somebody, subsequently grabbing their jacket hood and violently placing it on their head, much like a typical wedgie–except for emo kids.
“i got an emo wedgie the other day, so i went home and cut myself because i had to straighten my hair again.”

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