emobooking
a status update on facebook that is irrelevant to anyone who reads it and annoys everyone. these statuses are frequently a cry for attention and contain many grammatical errors and misspellings.
rachel: bed time…. gotta be up at 6:30.
rachel: isn’t feeling good… still… bedtime, get to sleep in tomorrow.
rachel: thinks she has a staulker.
wow, rachel is really emobooking today.
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